1Five old girls, one per column. Bernice, Ida, Norma, Gladys, Opal.
2A number is called. Find it on your card yourself — you might not even have it. Nobody's going to tell you.
3Each daub feeds that lady. Three and she's full: tap her to milk her before she blows.
4Rub a full lady to calm her — her clock nearly stops, so you can hold one while you milk the others. Rub Herb's nose for luck.
5Complete a line for COWABINGO. Everybody goes off at once.
6Load the truck, get paid, buy them hats.